In the beginning God created man, but seeing him so feeble, he gave him the cat
-Warren Eckstein

The cat could very well be man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it.
-Doug Larson

The phrase "Domestic cat" is an oxymoron,
-George Will

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve men, but deteriorate the cat.
-Mark Twain

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
-Mark Twain

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance,courage of conviction, -and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
-Stephen Baker


There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life, music and cats.
-Albert Schweitzer


Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.
-William John Bennett

To err is human,
to purr, feline
-Robert Byrne